While my last entry about Jerry Sloan as a leading man (you know - in the suaveness department) was a little sarcastic, it wasn’t sarcastic in the sense that Coach Sloan deserves to be rewarded for his leading role in the NBA. Not just by every coach or sportscaster ever interviewed about the Jazz saying that he’s the best, but by him receiving the actual award.

I also need to refer to my last post, in the part where I talked about particular segments of Jerry’s fan base. I’d like to highlight one of those segments and extend an offer for members of said market to contact me about joining a “club.” I’m talking about Grandma fans. I don’t know if this is a Utah only phenomenon, but all of us know someone within a certain age range (no need to specify-if you’re in it you know), and of the female gender who masks their alter ego by being quiet, sweet, and tender until game night.

These women are the most vocal, passionate, fanatical fans once the orange sphere launches on the opening tip. If you know what’s good for you, stay out of the vicinity when this woman is watching the Jazz. Don’t let the children near as they’ll develop nightmares from seeing the demon spawn who’s taken over their Grandma and is yelling threats (sometimes even expletives) at the t.v. When Grandma says she’s tired and going to bed; if it’s on a Jazz game night you know thats code for get out of here, the beast will be unleashed tonight. And by the way, the quiet, soft voice Grandma uses to speak with is only that way because she was screaming at the refs last night.

So here’s the invitation. Calling all Grandma fans, I want to hear from you, and I want to know why you deserve to be a member of the Grandma fan club. Aunt Wanda you’re the first official member. Now, Aunt Wanda is very computer savvy and I understand that many Grandmas might not be quite as familiar with the internet; so it’s up to you–families of Jazz Grandmas to help get them started.

On a completely different note; as I was unable to watch the last Jazz game on t.v. (I’m not a Grandma fan, a true Jazz Grandma listens to the radio broadcast when there’s no t.v.), I watched the Mavericks v. Bulls game. I know it’s only pre-season, but I have to say the Bulls were very impressive. They’ll be a team for the Jazz and all the other teams to watch out for during the season, and dare I say the playoffs? The playoffs are a long way off but I don’t think the prediction is too far off. Until next time, I’ll see you in the cheap seats (of the ESA).