The 9 Year Old Coaching Sensation?
‘Just Like Kara?’ (Melissa Majchrzak - NBAE/Getty Images)
These are tidbits of advice from Kara (the 9 year old), things she would do/say IF she were the coach.
Regarding the Playoffs: You guys rule! You can do this. Work hard and don’t give up! Don’t let the audience ‘boo you down’. Get lots of sleep before each game.
Advice for Coach Sloan: You’re doing good, keep it up! Don’t treat the players like they are weak, because they are strong and they know what to do. I think you are one of the best coaches ever.
About defense: Keep your arms UP, not to the side. Keep your eyes looking at the person you are guarding. Make sure you never foul. EVER. You can’t ‘bump’ players out of bounds or they call a foul on you.
About shooting: No granny shots. No two handed shots (like SOME girls . . . but not me). Use the little red square in the back of the hoop.
About Offense: Don’t let the other team steal the ball. Keep you chin up and don’t look at the ball or you won’t know which way the other team is coming.
About passing: You gotta do it right and FAST. Make sure the other player is paying attention before you pass it.
About Boozer: He’s HOT! I know I said earlier that Korver was HOT, but I changed my mind and now I say Boozer is HOT! H H H O O O O T T T T T Y Y!!!
Keep up the good work. See ya next time. Can’t wait to come to the next home game (that we have tickets for).
GO JAZZ GO JAZZ GO! (See ya later Boozer 
)
T.T.F.N. (ta ta for now)
Kara
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I also have some coaching advice. I can agree with Kara, great post. Although I can’t comment on C-Bizkit or K-Korv being HOTT but I can say they are ballers. My advice, STILL, is get Morris Almond up here for some minutes. Lets imagine for a little bit. D-Will at point, Bizkit and Millsap on the blocks, Mo-Al and K-Korv on the wings, what a great combo. It gives spacing for D-Will to drive, if he is stopped he has 4 great options to pass to. Other teams will have to pick there posion. Give Millsap or Bizkit a lay-up or leave Mo-Al or K-Korv open for three. Jazz-Nation would go crazy if this were to happen. I know Sloany doesn’t like playing rookies but Mo-Al is a flat out scorer. You don’t average 26.2 points a game at a D-1 institution if your not a sensation, besides that look at what he is doing to the D-leage. We have a big week coming up and hopefully our boys will play alittle bit better than they have been. Great post Kara. C-Bizkit 5 out!
Thanks for the comment C-Bizkit. P.S. Are you Boozer or just a fan??
:-)Kara
I am a Boozer but not Carlos! So what do you think about this marketing concept. We need to start calling Carlos, CBizkit because he is our horse. Spread the word. Stay Sweet!
That sounds good I will start calling him CBizkit.
love ya Kara
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