Riddle Me This and the Men with Wings

Posted by Mike McKell on October 13, 2008

‘McGrady: Heading for 0 – 8?’ (NBAE/Getty Images)

What’s up everybody?  I’m obliged to be part of the Jazz community this year. Let’s start my first blog off with a riddle…

Nate Robinson had 4 last year.  His fellow big man Zach Randolph had 3.  Ronnie Brewer had 119 which were 10 more than King James, but Superman had the most.  What am I?

If you guessed Dunks, then you are right.

It seems to me that this year’s Jazz team and their elite athleticism, makes them a front runner for most watchable team for men and women of all ages, both in and out of Utah.  Hopefully the national media will catch on too.  Sportscenter, here we come! OK, maybe not…

There are going to be some sick, and crazy facials this year thanks to the men with wings like Brewer, Mansap, Miles, Booze, AK 47, Price (don’t forget, he has some mad up’s) and DWill, especially if DWill ends up making his facializers.  Throw it down DWill man, throw it down!  If you watched the Olympics, then you know what I’m talking about.  I’m confident that at least one person does, right Yao?

That being said, I also hope that Jazz can concentrate on the fundamentals of the game, like defense and jump shooting.  If they don’t, they will be Sloaned!  Memo looks pretty cut and he’s sporting a hair style that would make both the Zohan Dvir and the Wedding Singer proud.  As long as both he and Booze focus on help side D and stay healthy, they are going to be a deadly dosage of Jazz smack down, and all teams are on the wait list. It’s like cough syrup, no one wants to take it, but they’re gonna.

Ode to the Jazz going 59/plus wins this year and McGrady going 0-8!

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4 Comments

Jared Conger on October 13, 2008 said:

sometimes i think i dislike the rockets more than the lakers.
then we play the lakers and i think i hate them more than the rockets.
then we play the rockets and i think i hate them more than the lakers.

Mooselet on October 13, 2008 said:

As I sat and watched the shoot around at the first home game this year, I mused with the guy sitting next to me, that I wanted to see Korver throw one down, since I had not seen him do it in his time with the Jazz, and couldn’t remember him doing it that I had seen prior either. I didn’t have to wait long for my answer, as Korver got loose on a fast break, and threw one down, almost as if he heard me talking and wondering if he could. The guy sitting next to me, and I looked at each other in confusion for a second, then burst into laughter, then obsessed cheers for our new dunking compatriot. It seemed like a more energetic, Korver out there, someone with more confidence, which is great for us, and worse for anyone facing him. He showed a great variety of shots, and even more ball handling skills than we thought he had in the past. Even some of the guys with the team in preseason trying to vie for one of the rare bench seats showed their all, with some definite surprises. I cannot wait to see who makes the final roster, and then when all is set, I cannot wait for the regular season to begin!!! GO JAZZ!!!

Sloanfeld on October 13, 2008 said:

The real question is…

WHO CAN STOP THE UTAH JAZZ???

Jared Conger on October 14, 2008 said:

i thought the real question was, “is it the dunks or the bloopers?”
- Frank “the great” Layden

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