Happy Birthday Little Sis!

Posted by Mallory Meyer on March 22, 2009

We Meyers are teaming up with Ronnie Brewer and Andrei Kirilenko of the Utah Jazz to wish McCall Meyer a very happy sixteenth birthday! You are all cordially invited to help us celebrate this joyous occasion!

What: McCall’s Sixteenth Birthday Bash

Where: Energy Solutions Arena

Date: March 22, 2009

Time: Right Now!

Come participate in all the activities!**

This is one event you won’t want to miss!!!!

RSVP: 355-DUNK Regrets Only

**Activities include:

–Special guest appearances by former Jazz greats Pace Mannion and Croatian sharp-shooter Gordon Giricek.

–Great competitions–who can shoot more shots than CJ Miles, who can look dumber than Kyrylo Fesenko, and who can name more of the players’ babies than McCall Meyer.

—And most exciting of all…a series of ”How to’‘ Clinics by players and coaches.

“How to Make Swearing Your Trademark” with coach Jerry Sloan. Must be 18 years or older to attend.

“How to Give a Good Interview” with shooting guard Ronnie Brewer. Participants will learn the art of licking one’s lips and articulating the phrase “Definitely.”

“How to Get Attention the Wrong Way” with power forward Carlos Boozer. Great activity for over-obedient children.

“How to Stay Hungry While Still Eating” with money man Mehmet Okur. Not recommended for those trying to lose weight.

We hope to see you all there. I can think of no better way to celebrate this young lady than with a killer Jazz party. I love you McCall. Thanks for being the best sister anyone could ever ask for.

–Mal

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JayD on March 22, 2009 said:

I want to wish McCall a very Happy Birthday . May this be your best B-Day yet . May you have a great 16 th year . May all your wishes come true . May God bless you with all your needs and desires .
It is too bad that I will not be able to be there , I would love to meet you all , it would make reading your blogs even better . But hear that I hope that you all have a great time .I would love to hear how it went also .
Heres to ya all !!

montgump on March 22, 2009 said:

I had a Utah Jazz cake for my birthday one year.

Deb on March 22, 2009 said:

Mal,

I would love to attend, I hope I am not too late. I just have a couple of questions:
!. Do I have to wear high heels and sweats?
2. Will I have to go without paying my mortgage payment again this month to afford to attend?
3. Will Koufos be dancing, please, please please?
4. Could we get Jerry to teach a seminar on the finer points of buying a used tractor at a yard sale?

Let me know

jessielou on March 22, 2009 said:

LOL Sounds like the best party EVER!!!

Boondock Saint on March 23, 2009 said:

I’m with Jessielou…sounds like the greatest party EVER! Happy Birthday McCall from a complete stranger .

Jenn on March 23, 2009 said:

Happy 16th McCall!! Such an exciting time in your life… You are the most beautiful 16 year old I know!

Mal on March 24, 2009 said:

What was I thinking for not including the dress code, Deb? Thanks for reminding me. Yes you have to wear sweat pants and high, high heals. And at Ronnie Brewer’s request, you must also wear diamond earrings. Thanks to Ronnie for making this one classy party.

Meg on March 24, 2009 said:

I was so busy partying it up on Sunday I spaced wishing one of my favorite sisters HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY!!! I love you Call, and hope you have a fabulous year…Thanks for the great tribute, Mal ( you are my other favorite sister

Mal on March 25, 2009 said:

JayD, I’d love to tell you how the party went, but unfortunately it was only in my dreams that this party took place.

McCall Meyer on March 26, 2009 said:

Oh how i feel so honored!!! You are the best mal what a bash!!! Thanks Mal, wouldn’t know what to do without you and thanks everyone for the birthday wishes…

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