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“Let Them Play” vs Tony Brothers
‘Tony - Making the Calls’ (Stephen Dunn - NBAE/Getty Images)
Final stages of game 2. Bobby Jackson’s game tying 3-ball sails through the net, and the camera unexpectedly jerks back in Kirilenko’s direction for having drawn a crucial offensive foul on Luis Scola. Moments later, a quick flick of Korver’s wrist on the other […]
Posted by Aaron Heaton on 04,23,2008
Win Or Go Home? Not Yet…
I remember the NBA schedule for the 2007-2008 season being relased last year. I looked immediately at the last week of the season because that is the one stretch of games when the Spurs probably will not play like four time champions. The Suns will have cooled off. The chip on the Mavs’ shoulder will be […]
Posted by Aaron Heaton on 04,16,2008
Black Sheep of the Western Conference?
‘Perception’ (Melissa Majchrzak – NBAE/Getty Images)
NBA commentators have developed ever-ingenious ways to slam the Leastern conference. Despite the league’s two best records belonging to teams heralding from Boston and Detroit, every other Eastern Conference team would be battling with Golden State, Dallas, and Denver for the 7th and 8th seeds in the west. While […]
Going Postal
‘Air Mail’ (Andrew D. Bernstein - NBAE/Getty Images)
Does anyone else miss the Mailman? I’m talking the pre-balding postmaster. The one who patented the drive to the basket that was as much a glamour shot as it was (in Hot-Rod’s words) a “hamma’ dunk.”
During the twilight of his career, Karl softened. Rather than […]
Posted by Aaron Heaton on 03,13,2008
Trade, Fade, or Gatorade
‘New Addition’ (Chris Trotman - NBA/Getty Images)
Los Angeles landed Pau Gasol. Phoenix is clearing multiple lockers to usher Shaq back into title contention (on a completely unrelated note, how fun would it be to see Shaq and Kobe square off in the playoffs?). Pressure is mounting for other GMs to pull the trigger […]
Posted by Aaron Heaton on 02,07,2008
The REAL WNBA!
‘Mehmet and the Mrs.’(Kent Horner - NBAE/Getty Images)
Several professional athletes have difficulty suppressing their opinions. Whether caused by the media stalking them like vultures around a juicy carcass, or their own Terrell Owens-ish need for public awareness of their day-to-day life, athletes often let their mouths run like waterfalls of insecurity.
I suspect that the […]
Wanted: Jazz Fan Tekkies
I am in need of an analogy, and this is a rough recollection, so bare with me. Back To The Future Part III: Marty is in a bar in the ‘ole west, and let it slip that he is from the future. In obvious jest, his cowboy counterparts asked what people do […]
Posted by Aaron Heaton on 10,15,2007
Jazz Fever and its Cure
While generally not being a fan of pastel colors outside of the Easter season, I think it’s safe to say we all felt our Jazz pride burst through the dam when we saw the sea of powder blue fill the seats of Energy Solutions Arena and “welcome” opposing clubs during last season’s playoffs. Baby blue […]
Posted by Aaron Heaton on 10,02,2007
Sloan for President?
Pains of marital compromise are in full force this time of year. Having tied the knot in March, my new bride exercised extreme patience in allowing ESPN and TNT to dominate the television from April to June. Consequently, since San Antonio slammed the door on
Cleveland, I have endured enough “What Not To Wear” […]
Posted by Aaron Heaton on 09,25,2007
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