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A Festivus For the Rest of Us
October ’79 was a crazy mixed-up time full of Sony Walkmans and mood rings; Village People and disco balls. I was just a pimple-faced dork, complete with bad hygiene and a voice as squeaky as my Converse All-Stars when YOU first walked into my life.
I was fresh off the rebound from my first love, Farrah […]
Posted by Alan Hinckley on 10,08,2007
A New Sheriff in Town
When John Stockton threaded the needle with one last perfect pass, slipped past his last annoying reporter, and punched his last NBA time-clock, he stepped off the hardwood and into near-deity status among Jazz Nation. He became Saint John the Distributor; Patron Saint of assists and steals, distributing good will and easy buckets whenever […]
Posted by Alan Hinckley on 10,05,2007
Captain Underpants Revealed
As any good psychotherapist would do, he has me go back to the root of my problem. So, here I am once again, reliving the horrific final moments of game 6 of the 1998 NBA finals…Michael Jordan is still hovering high above the Delta Center floor.
He’s above a bruised and broken Bryon Russell; above […]
Posted by Alan Hinckley on 10,01,2007
Cheese Plate Special
“Nobody said it’s going to be cheese on a plate” — Andrei Kirilenko
When Andrei dropped this classic line, back in May, about wanting to win an NBA championship, Jazz fans everywhere were on his side. We could feel his pain. With each errant airball and with every awkward drive to the basket, we […]
Posted by Alan Hinckley on 09,25,2007
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- Karen on July 20, 2008 said:
"Unfortunately, CJ doesn’t seem to be a team player. He gives the..." - Time Intact on July 19, 2008 said:
"Hey, nice article. I was just browsing the net for a John Stockton..." - Linda McFarland on July 19, 2008 said:
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