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NBA ALL Star Game - Part I
‘Battle of the Ballot’
The first all-star ballot results came out a few days ago. This led me to exclaim the same thing I say every year when they come out, “What the heck is going on here?” Invariably, I’m always shocked by how the fans vote. There are always people leading in their positions […]
Life, The Universe, And Everything In It
‘The Soviet Threat’ (Melissa Majchrzak - NBAE/Getty Images)
I was watching “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” over the weekend (good movie, GREAT book) and was reminded of the the answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in it. The answer is (SPOILER ALERT) 42 (END SPOILER ALERT). Douglas Adams got […]
Posted by Keith Haney on 12,10,2007
How the Heck Can You Boo Derek Fisher?
‘Fish: Now Chopped Liver?’ (M. Majchrzak - NBAE/Getty Images)
Ridiculous, absurd, sad, shameful, embarrassing. These are some of the adjectives I screamed out loud at my television last night as I watched the Jazz whoop up on the Lakers. But they weren’t directed at the Lakers poor interior defense, although they could have […]
Posted by Keith Haney on 12,01,2007
Obligatory Turkey Day Post
‘Have some Better Ball Turkey’
Here goes. My first annual “What I’m Thankful For” Jazz post.
1. Health. It’s nice that the Jazz have started the season off relatively healthy (except for Harpring - who I figure will be giving it his all through the remainder of his contract on bad knees. […]
Holding Out Hope for Hart
‘At the Hart of the Matter’ (M. Majchrzak - NBAE/Getty Images)
How do you like that alliteration for a title eh? Pretty clever I think. OK, not really. But, gimmicky headline aside, I really do think that Jazz fans have been a little too ready to ship Jason Hart out of town […]
Posted by Keith Haney on 11,13,2007
KJZZ Half-Time
‘5 Day Forecast?’ (Melissa Majchrzak - NBAE/Getty Images)
Hey folks. I hope you are all enjoying this 2-2 start by the Jazz as much as I am. Which is to say, mediocrely. Anyways, it’s too early in the season for me to really know what kind of team we have. The two […]
Halloween - Jazz Style
There are really only two options to go today for this post, either offer up a review of last night’s season opener or comment on Halloween in some way. I’m going with Halloween, since it’s my favorite holiday. I’ve been debating what to dress up as for several months now and I’m […]
Posted by Keith Haney on 10,31,2007
We Should Be So Lucky
Alright. The preseason is over, time for predictions…. Um. On second thought, I can’t go there. What can I say that hasn’t already been written a million times about the upcoming season already? What I really want to talk about today is how jealous I am that I don’t live […]
Posted by Keith Haney on 10,27,2007
Less is More
Pre-seasons in professional sports are entirely too long. The Jazz will play 8 games spread out over an entire month. While I enjoy watching the games, I don’t know as though they really need that many. Maybe I’m just too impatient, but I’m ready for the regular season to begin. This […]
Posted by Keith Haney on 10,23,2007
I Almost Feel Bad for Giricek…
Without a doubt, this is Gordan Giricek’s last year as a Jazz man. My friend and I were recently discussing the fate of the veteran Croatian. The guy appears to have no chance of making it through this season successfully. He’s in a catch-22 situation. If he has a good year […]
Posted by Keith Haney on 10,16,2007
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