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Guess They Never Got the Memo

Posted by Mallory Meyer on November 19, 2009
Mallory Meyer

While McCall and I like nodding our heads like yeah and moving our hips like yeah, I‘m pretty sure the Jazz players do not.  And I‘m pretty sure they do not appreciate  their game highlights being played to that particular (or any!) Miley Cyrus song.  I could be wrong about this.   I definitely have been [...]

Are You Up To It?

Posted by Mallory Meyer on November 08, 2009
Mallory Meyer

I have a proposition.  I say we stop talking about Carlos Boozer  here at Jazzbots for at least the next two weeks.  Whether you have something good to say, something bad to say, or something neutral to say, I hereby challenge the Bot community  to refrain from using his name  for two whole weeks here [...]

Anything You Can Do…

Posted by Mallory Meyer on October 20, 2009
Mallory Meyer

….I can do better.
Well, kinda.
I have recently taken up a hip hop class at the gym, and I must say that I’m loving it.  Not only does it make for a great work out, but it’s quite fun as well.  Probably the very best part is that the teacher plays a whole bunch of “arena” [...]

Just A Small Favor

Posted by Mallory Meyer on September 24, 2009
Mallory Meyer

Dear Dad,
First of all, I hope you still read this even though your name and picture were removed from this website.  I guess Jazzbot administrators didn’t think you (and the rest of the family) was quite pulling its weight.  So, I’m flying solo now (as if I wasn’t before!), but I really hope you and [...]

Deron is a P.I.M.P.

Posted by Mallory Meyer on August 06, 2009
Mallory Meyer

Summer sucks.  I know that I’m not in the majority when I say that, but honestly, it really does.  Summer is SO overrated.  I hate the heat.  I hate the typical attire of shorts and flipflops that accompany it.  I hate the lack of routine and the laziness of it all.  And most of all, [...]

Overdue Offseason Ramblings

Posted by Mallory Meyer on July 21, 2009
Mallory Meyer

My long absences from the Bot usually mean one of two things.  A) Nothing all that exciting is going on in Jazzland OR B) My life has become somewhat of a mess and the Bot has taken a backseat.  This go around, it has been a tragic combination of the two.  While I assure you [...]

In Search of a New Hero

Posted by Mallory Meyer on June 04, 2009
Mallory Meyer

I’m just going to say it straight today. NBA players are getting on my nerves! What a bunch of overpaid, arrogant, pampered babies. I’m sick of my worshipping days.  I’m sick of proclaiming their hard work and dedication to a sport they love.  They are no longer my heroes.  Go ahead and say that [...]

Buying the Title

Posted by Mallory Meyer on May 19, 2009
Mallory Meyer

I’m sure many of you saw the Greg Miller special on Sunday night or at least read about it in the paper the following morning.  I confess that I didn’t do either, but I did hear a brief synopsis from Dad.  Now Dad isn’t always the most reliable source when it comes to gossip so [...]

Call Me A Scout

Posted by Mallory Meyer on May 07, 2009
Mallory Meyer

Playoff basketball is my favorite basketball.  I could watch it all day everyday.  Of course I’m sad that the Jazz are out, but there is still plenty of ball to be played.  Lest you think that my love for the Playoffs trumps my love for the Utah Jazz, I assure you that as I’m watching, [...]

Seeing Things

Posted by Mallory Meyer on April 27, 2009
Mallory Meyer

Wow.  Saturday was a roller-coaster.  I started the day thinking we probably didn’t have a chance, then after the first quarter I started re-thinking things. Maybe we do have a chance, I thought.  But once again, my hopes were crushed.    There were many things about Saturday I liked, yet there were also many things [...]

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