I honestly thought I’d be the very last Jazz fan to accept Boozer back into the fold.  Oh that boy really knew how to get under my skin not too long ago.  But somehow, I’ve had a mighty change of heart – and I mean mighty.
Not only can I actually stand the power forward now, [...]

I have quite the extra skip in my step and quite the extra chirp in my voice today as I’m sure many a Jazz fan does.  I could go on and on and on retelling and reliving those incredible moments in the ESA.  We all just can’t wait to share our energy and excitement!!!  Did [...]

A friend and I crafted this theory just before the repeat Memphis game (a game that was finally very entertaining to watch!).  Who knows, we may be totally off base here, but what if we’re not?  Just what if?
What if the Utah Jazz is set up just like a little high school, with Deron playing [...]

Whenever the Jazz start playing like crap on the court, I usually turn to off-the-court happenings to keep myself satisfied with my Utah Jazz experiences.  Now I have to admit that I’m slightly embarrassed to say this, but it is the truth so I may as well just share it openly.  McCall and I love [...]

It’s common knowledge that every family has at least one nut, and although Uncle Chad used to dress up as Pee Wee Herman for our birthday parties when we were little, he’s surprisingly not the crazy one in our family.  I tell you this simply so you know that his Jazz opinions can be trusted.
But [...]

Imagine my horror when I woke up to find that Deron Williams was on TNT last night and I missed it.  The worst part is that I actually already was randomly watching the Suns/Portland matchup simply to unwind (can you believe the Suns have lost 17 straight on TNT?), but then fell asleep before the [...]

I crafted this riddle three seasons ago – three WHOLE seasons ago – and yet sadly, it still applies.  Unfortunately it applies more than ever now with that major meltdown of a fourth quarter.
Here goes.
Q:  What is the difference between the Utah Jazz and a gambler with 75 cents?
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A:  The gambler might actually play after [...]

My low seats at Tuesday night’s game allowed me to get a full vision of the court, a great view of our bench, and unfortunately an up-close and personal glimpse of just how lost this team really is.  I’m trying to remain hopeful.  But unfortunately these may just be high hopes.
*I sure hope Kyle was [...]

While McCall and I like nodding our heads like yeah and moving our hips like yeah, I‘m pretty sure the Jazz players do not.  And I‘m pretty sure they do not appreciate  their game highlights being played to that particular (or any!) Miley Cyrus song.  I could be wrong about this.   I definitely have been [...]

I have a proposition.  I say we stop talking about Carlos Boozer  here at Jazzbots for at least the next two weeks.  Whether you have something good to say, something bad to say, or something neutral to say, I hereby challenge the Bot community  to refrain from using his name  for two whole weeks here [...]